It wouldn't be early if I were in Norway >>

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[So this little pharaoh went to market and now he's getting back home only to find home isn't exactly how he left it. Apparently even in the DR Pegasus' castle must be seasonably fabulous. And there is a very very large evergreen tree. Where there was not a tree before. And you know. Garlands and lights and wreaths and sugar plums etc etc. But really that tree is hard to miss. It's indoors!]

What in all of duat is this?

[Instead of getting into the usual festivities and Christmas cheer -- cause you know, baby Jesus totally existed in ancient Egypt -- this pharaoh is just confused. And a little on edge. Unfortunately as he's circling the tree, he finds himself captive to another Christmas tradition. Literally.

Anyone that stubles on this mistletoe laden scene will discover a very surly Atem stuck in place and glaring at the tree which he believes to be the cause of this mess. Someone care to explain what's going on? And perhaps help?]

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8F JUST FOR YOU

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I can see that, sheut.

[Apparently missed the Christmas part.]

Re: WHY THANK YOU :|

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[Ack! And Atem can do nothing to stop him but squirm in place. Very helpful. At least the tree doesn't seem to be retaliating against Yuu. Yet.]

Be careful kid!

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There is something... not right with it.

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Well for one thing... it seems to have captured me. Somehow. [Yes he's aware of how ridiculous this sounds. But he can't move. Really. Just try to get him to budge.]

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Well then offer me another reason as to why I appear to be stuck to the ground, little one?

GIVE ME A REASON TO :F

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[Flails a little as he loses balance with his feet still firmly fixed in place. Have a flat look, Yuu.] Well?

MAKE ME

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Do you think if I would still be here if I knew that? The only thing that was different when I returned were the additions to the already gaudy decor and of course this tree.

I have never even heard of such a species before.

YOU SAID THAT ALREADY

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[Atem looks at it, glaring faintly.] I am not so inclined to agree.

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I really wish I knew. What do these Christmas tree's usually want?

[He's just gonna keep standing here.]

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[Now you're getting a blank stare kid.] What is the point of that? Do your people worship the tree?

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[Alright, he's not THAT dense, he'll get it if you just give him a minutes work through it.]

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So this Christmas is a holiday?