Disco!Jack coming in to play...

[king-of-funk.livejournal.com]

[Suddenly, Jack finds himself standing on an empty beach with the waves of the DR!ocean lapping against the heels of his goldfish platforms.]

Aw, hell the fuck naw! I ain't even got my towel!

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[neon-ceo.livejournal.com]

... hn.

[king-of-funk.livejournal.com]

Green?

...

Psychedelic, baby

[neon-ceo.livejournal.com]

Mm? Of course! I am Kaiba Seto, after all.

[king-of-funk.livejournal.com]

S... Seto Kaiba? [Even Jack knows who that is!] THE GRANDDADDY OF ALL THINGS PIMPIN'? [He will now stare at his idol (IN THE FLESH!) admirably.]

[neon-ceo.livejournal.com]

That's a title I haven't heard before.

[spiritual-wings.livejournal.com]

[He might start to feel colder as a rather familiar looking ghost has appeared behind Jack.] Jack? [He tries not to laugh, though he's not doing a good job doing so.] What happened to your hair? It looks like a giant cotton ball.

EVERYONE SAYS HIS HAIR LOOKS LIKE A COTTONBALL. EVERYONE. XD

[king-of-funk.livejournal.com]

[Jack turns around, ready to lash out at whoever just said that.]

...

CROW?

THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S TRUE! XD

[spiritual-wings.livejournal.com]

Yep, that's me. In the - um, well, not really in the fresh seeing as I'm dead - but I'm here.

ORZ

[king-of-funk.livejournal.com]

D...dead?

WHEN DID YOU-? HOW DID YOU-? WHY ARE YOU DEAD?

[spiritual-wings.livejournal.com]

Ow! Don't scream. Kinda a long story.

[king-of-funk.livejournal.com]

...you can feel dat? What about... [He reaches out to "touch" you with his finger.] ...dis?

[spiritual-wings.livejournal.com]

No, it's just annoying. [He allows him since Jack's hand will go right through him. It's likely it'll feel like Jack put his hand in an icy cold shower.]

[king-of-funk.livejournal.com]

[Jack immediately recoils his hand.] Goddamn, that's cold!

[spiritual-wings.livejournal.com]

Sorry. Can't help it.

[king-of-funk.livejournal.com]

Okay, if you dead, why you still here? Ain't ghosts 'pose to have some kinda "unfinished business" or somethin'?

[spiritual-wings.livejournal.com]

I don't know. I just know that for some reason I can't move on.

[king-of-funk.livejournal.com]

Well, I guess dat makes two of us stuck on dis damn beach now, huh?

[spiritual-wings.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I'm not sure how I ended up here. I can fly yes, but I've never flown this far a distance before.

[king-of-funk.livejournal.com]

I 'unno, man. I ain't even smoked nothin' today. I was jus' on my way to da club an'--BAM!--I ended up here.

Could be worse, I guess...

[spiritual-wings.livejournal.com]

Smoke? You realize Martha will have your head for that.

[king-of-funk.livejournal.com]

Hey, hey now! What Martha don't won't hurt her.

[spiritual-wings.livejournal.com]

I never did that, Jack. I preferred to stay alert 24/7.